[Grins at his pain. Maybe she's just a bit of a sadist, when it comes to him, but she gives him a quick ginger hug. At least she's soft and warm. When she's not being violent, that is.]
It's been terrible. [Not all of it, but most of it. And besides, she was fully certain that he owed her for having to deal with all of this without him. Usually if she had to put up with that much nonsense at least it was his fault and thus she could hold him responsible for being the one to fix it. Not that she wouldn't hold him responsible to fix things that aren't his fault.] There's no day jobs. People just do stuff because they're bored. It's like being in a permanent prison camp where they don't want to enslave you to work, just to run weird tests. I've been turned into a wolf, and made to think I was married to an old ninja rat, and all sorts of weird things. Last year Halloween they gave me a Catwoman costume though, that was kind of fun except Batman kept getting pissy that I'm not really Selina Kyle. [Implied: "That big baby."]
The Drafts are to fight the Third Party. The Malnosso haven't ever taken me for that, but I guess most people hate it. [Fujiko thinks they're all pussies though. As far as wars go, it doesn't sound like that big of a deal to her, but then she's seen more things than most.] With the Drafts, you don't have a say. [Pouts but goes about fixing his tie and helping him get his jacket on.] They just kidnap you with their invincible robots, the same way they do other times too.
Having everything free is actually really nice though. If you can get to the stuff before everyone else, it's yours. And they're kind of saps here. If something is yours from back home, they don't usually take it. [Usually. There are exceptions of course.] Oh, but some people still steal for the sake of it. Be careful around Blackbeard and Jack Sparrow, okay darling? It's not the Blackbeard we've met, but he's got magic so that's never pleasant to fight.
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It's been terrible. [Not all of it, but most of it. And besides, she was fully certain that he owed her for having to deal with all of this without him. Usually if she had to put up with that much nonsense at least it was his fault and thus she could hold him responsible for being the one to fix it. Not that she wouldn't hold him responsible to fix things that aren't his fault.] There's no day jobs. People just do stuff because they're bored. It's like being in a permanent prison camp where they don't want to enslave you to work, just to run weird tests. I've been turned into a wolf, and made to think I was married to an old ninja rat, and all sorts of weird things. Last year Halloween they gave me a Catwoman costume though, that was kind of fun except Batman kept getting pissy that I'm not really Selina Kyle. [Implied: "That big baby."]
The Drafts are to fight the Third Party. The Malnosso haven't ever taken me for that, but I guess most people hate it. [Fujiko thinks they're all pussies though. As far as wars go, it doesn't sound like that big of a deal to her, but then she's seen more things than most.] With the Drafts, you don't have a say. [Pouts but goes about fixing his tie and helping him get his jacket on.] They just kidnap you with their invincible robots, the same way they do other times too.
Having everything free is actually really nice though. If you can get to the stuff before everyone else, it's yours. And they're kind of saps here. If something is yours from back home, they don't usually take it. [Usually. There are exceptions of course.] Oh, but some people still steal for the sake of it. Be careful around Blackbeard and Jack Sparrow, okay darling? It's not the Blackbeard we've met, but he's got magic so that's never pleasant to fight.