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Arsene Lupin III ([personal profile] redjacketthief) wrote2013-01-07 12:14 am

13th Turn [Action/Written]

[It was cold.

That was his first thought when he woke up in the woods surrounding the Barracks, literally sprawled out in the trees. The cold air bit into his bare hands, stung his ears and his cheeks, and made him miss the summery heat and exotic beaches that were starting to disappear back into his subconscious. This wasn’t the tropics; this was Luceti.
Sleep never looked more welcoming.

It was only when Lupin started to move that he noticed that something important in the world was terribly off. The branches were too big—and where was his coat? The coat was important, and he didn't care about what the Malnosso thought...

He stared at his hand, dumbfounded, when he caught sight of it. Seconds later he yelped in sheer shock and tumbled from the tree and into the snow.




...someone was going to pay for this own.

Chirping and chattering in irritation, Lupin pulled himself from the snow. Anyone care to give a monkey a hand?]



[Later that evening, after he has been returned to his apartment with both himself and his journal intact, Lupin scrawled out a message for the village at large:]

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Lucky you, Luceti. Looks like I’m not gone yet.

What's the date? I thought they were going to let me spend the winter in Rio, so I wasn't expecting snow.

Did I miss anything?

-Lupin III

[He snaps the book shut at this. Goddamn he needed a drink. And a smoke. Not that he was going to get either soon--because he was a good monkey, and good monkeys don't smoke.]

((ooc:: Lupin here has been turned into a capuchin monkey for a week. Replies will come from [personal profile] monkey_punch_d . Thank you
quicktoanger: (Chat)

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[personal profile] quicktoanger 2013-01-07 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, good, you're back. Got something for you. Consider it a Christmas gift.
monkey_punch_d: (facepalming monkey)

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[personal profile] monkey_punch_d 2013-01-07 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
we talking a night on the town? that should wait. can't handle a few drinks right now.

quicktoanger: (Concern)

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[personal profile] quicktoanger 2013-01-07 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not a night on the town. What's wrong, did the Malnosso remove your liver or something?
monkey_punch_d: (facepalming monkey)

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[personal profile] monkey_punch_d 2013-01-08 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
it would make things simpler if they did.
quicktoanger: (Apprehensive)

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[personal profile] quicktoanger 2013-01-10 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that doesn't sound good. What did they do?
monkey_punch_d: (sarcastic monkey)

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[personal profile] monkey_punch_d 2013-01-10 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
they proved that they have a terrible sense of humor.

[There's a line here, drawn out quickly.]

okay. they're mocking me.
quicktoanger: (Distant)

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[personal profile] quicktoanger 2013-01-11 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Don't keep me in suspense, man, you're killing me here.
monkey_punch_d: (facepalming monkey)

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[personal profile] monkey_punch_d 2013-01-11 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[more scribbling until, finally:]

they made me a tiny monkey.
quicktoanger: (Grin)

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[personal profile] quicktoanger 2013-01-11 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry to hear th

The word trailed off into a long line of ink as I lost all control of my laughter. I'm sorry. It was funny.

Fortunately, I was able to get myself together before too long.

-hear that. Is there any way I can help?

And then I collapsed into laughter again.
Edited 2013-01-11 01:19 (UTC)
monkey_punch_d: (sarcastic monkey)

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[personal profile] monkey_punch_d 2013-01-11 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
just keep the peanut gallery away and help me find a space heater.

[Sarcasm didn't translate well in text, but he wasn't convinced that Harry wasn't part of the peanut gallery.]
quicktoanger: (Amused)

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[personal profile] quicktoanger 2013-01-12 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Will do. Be there in a bit.

Once I was done laughing.
monkey_punch_d: (coffee monkey)

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[personal profile] monkey_punch_d 2013-01-12 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I'm in room 11.

[He would be trying to get himself settled in the interrim. Human-sized furniture wasn't working for him at the moment, but he found it quite easy to dodge Fujiko's traps.]
quicktoanger: (Default)

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[personal profile] quicktoanger 2013-01-13 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Twenty minutes later, I had managed to acquire a space heater- there were actually several of them in the item shop at one time, by a bizarre stroke of what was lucky for me and undoubtedly frustrating for anybody looking for a table- and headed over to Lupin's new place.

Knock knock.
monkey_punch_d: (curious monkey)

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[personal profile] monkey_punch_d 2013-01-13 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[It took a few moments, but Lupin returned the knock with one in reply. Despite his awkward attempts at making the switches more manageable with rope, he still wasn't able to open doors.]
quicktoanger: (Distant)

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[personal profile] quicktoanger 2013-01-13 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a single knock. Nothing more.

Apparently the tiny monkey couldn't work doors. Or didn't feel like it. Fair enough. I went ahead and opened the knob myself.
monkey_punch_d: (goofy monkey)

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[personal profile] monkey_punch_d 2013-01-14 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Monkey hadn't managed the art of it yet, though he had learned to scamper away from incoming threats, traps, or doors. Lupin rolled backward when Harry entered and flopped on the floor...

It was strange that he only noticed just how tall Harry was when a coffee table was taller than he was.]
quicktoanger: (Could have gone better)

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[personal profile] quicktoanger 2013-01-14 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Alright, I brought your heater. Where, uh, where do you want me to set it up?"

I wasn't going to laugh.

I was not. Going. To laugh.
monkey_punch_d: (sarcastic monkey)

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[personal profile] monkey_punch_d 2013-01-15 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He arched a monkey-brow, reading Harry's body language loud and clear. If Harry did give in...

Something was going to get thrown. He wasn't sure what.

Irritated, Lupin pointed over at the coffee table. It was near enough, central enough, and situated right in front of the sofa. He would have the perfect angle to be comfortable as he watched the door for any intruders.]
quicktoanger: (Grin)

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[personal profile] quicktoanger 2013-01-16 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I went ahead and set up the heater where he directed, trying to angle it to cover more of the room, including Lupin himself. And then, mostly to avoid the urge to laugh- which I suspected would go awry- I decided to change the subject, handing him a box large enough for a carefully folded suit jacket.

"Finally got that done for you. Merry a-few-weeks-after-Christmas."
monkey_punch_d: (curious monkey)

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[personal profile] monkey_punch_d 2013-01-16 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Lupin raised his brows. He hadn't expected a Christmas gift from Harry-- or anyone else except maybe Fujiko. His own 'present' would be sharing drinks with the people he liked. In an odd way, it was the only tradition that he had with his partners. Steal something fun for the holidays and share a bottle of wine in some swanky apartment after their job was a success.

Such simplicity was probably hard to imagine for a man as egoistic as him.

Curious, Lupin approached the box and carefully opened it...to find a jacket. He cast Harry another curious look, silently asking for clarification.]
quicktoanger: (Could have gone better)

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[personal profile] quicktoanger 2013-01-17 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Finally put that protective enchantment on it..." I quirked an eyebrow. "Well, obviously I figured it would fit you better."

I clamped my mouth closed. That nearly made me start laughing again. I wasn't going to do it. I wasn't.
monkey_punch_d: (sarcastic monkey)

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[personal profile] monkey_punch_d 2013-01-17 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[He saw that fight against the choked back laughter, and couldn't help but crack a grin himself. It was comical, despite his aggravation.

Bowing in lieu of thanks, Lupin dragged the coat out from the box. The weight and texture of the jacket were no different from what he was used to, and it would provide no burden to him in his work. It was impressive-- he would find a way to thank Harry in the future.]
quicktoanger: (Amused)

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[personal profile] quicktoanger 2013-01-18 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
"You're welcome. Uh, is there anything else I can do to help, on the, um. Monkey front?"
monkey_punch_d: (grinning monkey)

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[personal profile] monkey_punch_d 2013-01-18 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[He scratched out a note and flashed a monkey grin.]

Make me not a monkey?
quicktoanger: (Amused)

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[personal profile] quicktoanger 2013-01-19 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, that one got a little laugh.

It was the grin. What was I supposed to do with that?

"Sorry, I'm nowhere near the level of turning animals into people or vice-versa."

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